[TheDecepticon]

Originally Posted by rally

There's the old engineers joke reworked.

Two amateur astronomers are talking

Bill asks Ted - "Where did you get that great new Takahashi scope ?"

Ted replies - "Funny you should ask, a very strange thing happened last night as I was walking the dog down at the park.
There was this beautiful woman looking at the stars all set up with her telescope and naturally I approached her.
We started talking about the Universe and everything.
Then all of a sudden she tears off all her clothes and lays down on the ground and says you can have anything you want.
. . . .


Apologies to the ladies - but I am sure it sounds like someone you know !!