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Why did the red shifted galaxy tighten its spending?
A: Because it was in recession
What does an astronomer blow with gum?
A: Hubbles
What does John Dobson sit in, in his old age?
A: A rocker box
What do you use to fix a boring astronomy lecture?
A: A comady corrector
What does CCD stand for?
A: Costly Camera Divorse
What do you need if lots of telescopes turn up at a star party?
A: A wide field
Who discovered Uranus?
A: The delivery doctor
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