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Originally Posted by Stardrifter_WA
Ten reasons why a man should have dogs instead of a wife:
1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
4. A dog's parents never visit.
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk..
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
Hmmm, you can see why I am not married   Cynical as! |
And you can put a dog into the boot of your car and drive around for an hour and when you let it out it will still love you....Try doing that with your wife!