Dole Office Clerk: Occupation?
Comicus: Stand-up cosmologist.
Dole Office Clerk: What?
Comicus: Stand-up cosmologist. I coalesce the vapors of human existence into a viable and meaningful comprehension.
Dole Office Clerk: Oh, a *bull***** artist!
Comicus: *Grumble*...
Dole Office Clerk: Did you bull**** last week?
Comicus: No.
Dole Office Clerk: Did you *try* to bull**** last week?
Comicus: Yes!
Poetic license in some ways cosmology is akin to philosophy IMPO
The First Law of Philosophy: For every philosopher, there exists an equal and opposite philosopher.
The Second Law of Philosophy: They're both wrong.