Aw shucks, yoos guys are keen aren't you...
there's a big damn fluffy grey thing that's been hovering overhead last week or so showing no signs of going away.
so for now I'm just going to have to cradle it in my arms and polish it with a nice microfibre cloth (or maybe a nice bit of Lycra) - go on, call me sad, I dare ya.
PS lilac is so much more sophisticated than pink, and frills can chafe (so I've been told)
cheers