They are funny lines Brian
All I know about Canadians is that they don't like being called Americans
See if I can do one for us Aussies:
If you've worn shorts and thongs to the pub or Church, You may live in Australia .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere North of the other Pub, You may live in Australia .
If you measure distance in the number of Pubs you stopped at, You may live in Australia .
If you know several people Who have hit a Roo more than once, near a Pub, You may live in Australia .
If you can drive 120 km/hr through 2 feet of Bull Dust during a drought to get to the Pub, You may live in Australia .
If you carry Ocky Straps & fencing wire in your car for 'bumpy road' repairs on the way to a Pub And your wife also knows how to get there, You may live in Australia .
If you design your kid's Footy Grand Final costume to include Thongs for Grand Final night at the Pub, You may live in Australia .
If you know all 4 seasons: Tooheys Summer, XXXX Summer, VB Summer, and Summer road-train dust (on the way to the pub), You may live in Australia .
If you find 42 degrees 'a little warm' in the Beer Garden, You may live in Australia .
If you actually understand these Pubs , , err, I mean jokes, Re-Post! you definitely are Australian and proud to be!