[Brian W (Brian)]

Forget Rednecks..Here is what Jeff Foxworthy has to say about Canadians
If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time, You may live in Canada .
If 'Vacation' means going anywhere South of Detroit for the weekend, You may live in Canada .
If you measure distance in hours, You may live in Canada .
If you know several people Who have hit a deer more than once, You may live in Canada .
If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow During a raging blizzard without flinching, You may live in Canada .
If you carry jumper cables in your car And your wife knows how to use them, You may live in Canada .
If you design your kid's Halloween costume To fit over a snowsuit, You may live in Canada .
If you know all 4 seasons: Almost winter, winter, still winter, and road construction, You may live in Canada .
If you find -2 degrees 'a little chilly', You may live in Canada .
If you actually understand these jokes, Re-Post! you definitely are Canadian and proud to be!