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Old 11-11-2011, 09:23 PM
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A blonde is on board a small two-seater airplane when suddenly
the pilot dies.
Not knowing how to fly a plane she grabs the radio.
Mayday, mayday! My pilot just died!
Ground control receives her call for help and answers back
Don't worry, madam. I'll talk you down, just do as I say. First
I need you to give me your height and position.
I'm 5"2' and sitting in the right front seat.
Ground control says Repeat after me Our Father...who art in Heaven
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