Grandma takes her little granddaughter to visit Grandad in hospital. The little cherub runs ahead and bursts into Grandads room and says
"Quick Grandad, make a sound like a frog!"
Grandad says "What?"
Little girl replies "Quick Grandad you have to make a sound like a frog!"
Grandad asks "Why should I make a sound like a frog?"
"Cos' Grandma says as soon as you croak, we're all going to Disneyland!"
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Malcolm