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Old 03-11-2011, 10:02 PM
Stardrifter_WA
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Two guys are out playing golf and are on the 7th hole, when one guy turns to the other and says "I am dying for a cigarette, but I forgot my lighter". The second golfer says "No worries, I have one here". He learns into his golf bag and pulls out a 12" BIC lighter. The first golfer exclaims "Wow, I have never seen a lighter like that before. Where did you get it?" The second golfer says "From my genie in my golf bag". The first golf says "Yeah, right." The second golfer says, "tap on the side of my bag".

The first golfer taps on the side of the bag and out pops a genie and says "Quick, make it snappy, you have one wish". The first golfer hesitates and mumbles and then says "I wish for a million bucks". Poof, the genie disappears.

The first golfer is looking around for his million bucks and then looks up to see a million ducks flying overhead. He says " What's going on here, I asked for a million bucks, not a million ducks. The other golfer turns to him and says "Oh, forgot to tell you, the genie is hard of hearing, how do you think I ended up with this 12" BIC'.
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