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Originally Posted by mishku
My Dear Ric,
Thankyou for your kind regards. It has been a difficult time as two weeks ago, I was hospitalised for a full frontal lobotomy. I have now returned home and have been advised that the terrorists who killed my parents have kidnapped my brother and have also set up a trust fund for me. Our Nigerian laws do not permit me to access it directly, so in return for your sending me 4.82 billion British Pounds Sterling, I can give you approximately $3.75 as a handling fee in return for your kind and generous time. Please, hurry, as if I have not recieved these funds by Tuesday evening, my brother will be sold to elephant hunters  |
No worries Mish
Just send me all the details of your bank accounts along with the names of your children and I'll send the money straight away, no questions asked.
