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Old 22-09-2011, 07:24 PM
UniPol
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A Marriage or a Relationship

One of many ditties my wife receives from her acquaintances somewhat related to this topic .....



If you want someone who will eat

whatever you put in front of him

and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
then get a dog.

If you want someone always willing to go out,

at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ....


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
then get a dog.

If you want someone who will
never touch the remote,

doesn't care about football,

and can sit next to you as you
watch romantic movies


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog.

If you want someone who is content

to get on your bed just to warm your feet

and whom you can push off if he snores


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog !

If you want someone who never criticizes what you do,

doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is


especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..


http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
..then get a dog.

BUT, on the other hand, if you want someone

who will never come when you call,

ignores you totally when you come home,

leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,

runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence


is solely to ensure his happiness ...


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.http://au.f1606.mail.yahoo.com/ya/do...Inbox&inline=1
..then get a cat!

You thought I was gonna say....
marry a man, didn't you?


Send this to all the women you know
to brighten their day.....
Send this to all the men
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