One of many ditties my wife receives from her acquaintances somewhat related to this topic .....
If you want someone who will eat
whatever you put in front of him
and never say it's not quite as good as his mother's
at any hour,
for as long and wherever you want ....
never touch the remote,
doesn't care about football,
and can sit next to you as you
watch romantic movies
to get on your bed just to warm your feet
and whom you can push off if he snores
doesn't care if you are pretty or ugly,
fat or thin, young or old,
who acts as if every word you say is
especially worthy of listening to, and loves
you unconditionally, perpetually ..
who will never come when you call,
ignores you totally when you come home,
leaves hair all over the place,
walks all over you,
runs around all night and only comes
home to eat and sleep, and acts as
if your entire existence
is solely to ensure his happiness ...
marry a man, didn't you?
Send this to all the women you know
to brighten their day.....
Send this to all the men