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Capricorn 1 ruined it for the moon landing
Ok where did all those men and rockets go once they were launched into space
Several days just orbiting good old earth
Moon conspirators should be taken out and shot IMO !!!
200 years into the future
Mildred and George out for a stroll along the rim of Theophilus Crater,
"Mildred isn't the earth rise lovely tonight"
"Yes dear"
George notices some colour under the dust bending over he unearths a flag,
"Well look at this Mildred an old American flag, how'd that get here"
"Must have been left here recently by those movie people you know those sci-fi ones doing that fictional movie on the early moon landings"
"Yeah but why have made in America 1969 in small print, printed on the tag, and property of NASA, you know nothing has been made in America for over 200 years and NASA has been defunct for 150"
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