One of my favorite quotes from Futurama:
Professor: "I'm sorry, Fry, but astronomers renamed Uranus in 2620 to end that stupid joke once and for all."
Fry: "Oh. What's it called now?"
Professor: "Urectum. Here, let me locate it for you."
But seriously, having astronomy and astrology mixed up almost drives me to murder. My wife now warns people if they ask me about my scope not to call it astrology as she knows how I go off at people about it.
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