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Originally Posted by rider

got another "goodeveneng, you are be having serious problem with yor computer, which I will be fixing!" call.

Always worth an hour of amusement,

so I got myself a nice glass of white and said
"mhmmm", OK,
"Yeeesss, Ive pressed that",
I AM holding down that key,
etc.

This went on for about 40 minutes.

At this stage he was getting a tad frustrated and asked me what I was seeing on my screen.

"Nothing", says I...

10 seconds of silence whilst Mr Nigerian wonders what sort of dope he's dealing with .....

"You must be seeing something" says he.

"Nope, its just black" says I.

10 more seconds of silence whilst the full horror of the situation seeps in....
"But.... that-would-mean-that-THE-Computer-is-OFF!" shouts our little scammer.

"errr, sorry, ....you didnt tell me too turn it on", says I.

Buurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

Good one Rider ....

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