I had one the other day ... "Excuse me sir, but our system detected a virus on your computer causing it to have delays on the internet"
My reply: "Alright! It works!"
His reply: "Excuse me sir? What works?"
My reply: "The virus I've unleashed from my computer!... it's taking over the world! HA HA HA HA (laughter in a deep dark cynical voice)"...
<click>
My wife busted a gut laughing...
|