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Old 04-07-2011, 06:49 PM
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I had one the other day ... "Excuse me sir, but our system detected a virus on your computer causing it to have delays on the internet"

My reply: "Alright! It works!"

His reply: "Excuse me sir? What works?"

My reply: "The virus I've unleashed from my computer!... it's taking over the world! HA HA HA HA (laughter in a deep dark cynical voice)"...

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My wife busted a gut laughing...
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