We got one a couple of weeks ago. I strung her along for a while, played a bit dumb.
Yeah, I'm in front of it now (I was actually standing in the hallway)
What did you want me to do?
Right click on what?
I have found my computer.
Just a second....
What did you want me to do....
Hang on my computer has gone really funny, the screen has gone purple with yellow dots...
burp, burp, burp....she hung up, damn it! Well I never...
Actually I should have put it near the smoke detector and pressed the test button.
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