[FlashDrive (Poppy)]

I would probably do 1 of 2 things ... depending on how I felt at the time.

1: Tell him I running a MAC ...so your wasting your time and hang up .
or

2: No worries ... if you don't mind waiting ... my system is a 486dx2 running 16mb EDO Ram, 250mb Hard Drive, 2mb onboard video... but wait for it ....running Windows 7 Ultimate and it will take all morning just to boot to the desktop. .

beep... beep ...beep ... just booting ... won't be long now

Flash.....