The radio is on, over the airwaves is some crazy dope,
He says by 6pm tomorrow there will be no hope,
The end of the world is today he said,
Greeted with laughter from all instead.
Seems many will depart without their shoe,
Ask Jeannette, today she left a few.
Searching frantically through my scope,
For the doomsday asteroid picture that I hope,
Will bring me fame and fortune I've never seen,
For my astro pic on the cover of Time magazine.
Very Good Suzy
Cheers