[renormalised (Carl)]

Originally Posted by FlashDrive

I might have to " hide " this at your place Carl .... Hello dear ... Can I do the washing up for you .. cook tea .. feed the cat ..maybe a foot rub ... how about an all night back rub .....

I'll just say it's mine and she won't be able to tell

NOT!!!

I'm afraid all of the above will barely get you a stay of execution