I smelled out this thread a mile away
You don't need all
those pages to understand a woman.
One short page will do it, here its...
WHEN ASKED THESE QUESTIONS SIMPLY SUPPLY THE GIVEN ANSWERS AND LIFE WILL BE SWEET.
1) Does my butt look big in this: It could never look big
2) Do you think I’m pretty: You are the most beautiful woman in
the world.
3) We need to talk: Sure, would now be good?
4) Will you do some chores for me: Sure, is now okay?
5) I’m sick of cooking: What would you like me to whip up.
6) I feel ugly today: Well if that’s ugly Elle McPherson should be
unemployed.
7) I want to see the “Mama Mia” movie: I’ll take you, for as long as we
are together is all that matters.
8) My feet hurt: Let me rub them for you.
See, it's quite simple really... don't know why you need a big book or anything.
