Yesterday the lady of the household went out with a couple of girlfriends shopping with intent to use some wedding gift vouchers we received earlier in the year . Ive already used my share and i thought i did a decent job on some gentle persuasion on what she needs {

dvd recorder/wide-screen TV}. I was pretty excited when she got home but nearly fainted when she revealed she had gotten a VACUM CLEANER !!!!! i know she sensed my bewilderment and I was suspecting some payback on the number of mysterious mail packages i receive

For the next half hour i got a full tutorial on the virtuals of this expensive and sci fi looking machine

.......the funny thing though cant stop vacuuming this morning

oh the shame of it