While we're at it, let's ban everything even remotely fun, envigorating and unhealthy, and stuff that may kill you, like cars, aircraft, playing in the backyard, KFC, happy Juice...all in the name of protecting ourselves from ourselves.
If some of these mongo gubbermints had their free reign over society, we'd all be sentenced to eat rabbit food and drink low fat water and forced walk everywhere with the minister for puncy crap holding our hands for the rest of our lives.
