Beware: these binoculars are useless!
How is it that they stop at 60km?
Apparently you can see a cow in the middle distance but not the Moon. I suppose the Andromeda Galaxy is right out.
Perhaps it's the 'Power 1000% Lens' that's at fault … not enough magnification maybe.
Another plausible theory I've thought up over a Coopers Sparkling Ale: It's the red coating that stops any light coming from outside the atmosphere.
Yes, that must be it.
Thank goodness I'm smart enough to work out these technical matters.
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