Welcome Eddie,
IIS is a great source of very knowledgeable people, both equipment-specific
wise and in general.
regarding dogs, did you hear the one about the bloke who went to the
psychiatrist ?
Doctor: so how long exactly have you thought you were a dog?
Patient: Oh, quite a while now. I just like eating dog food you know,
dog biscuits, tinned food....I just feel like I am a dog...
Doctor: Oh I'm sure that will soon pass, it might just be a phase you
are going through. It's nothing to worry about......anyway I see you
have a cast on your leg, how did you break your leg?
Patient: Oh I was just sitting in the middle of the road one day,
licking my balls, and got hit by a car.
