I've got another one! I've got another one!
A bloke that should have known much, much better as a plumber for close to 50 years, he's fixing the gas outlet to our stove in the kitchen. Being really, really confident about his workmanship, the bugger tests the seal for leaks with HIS LIGHTER!
BOOOOM!
No eyebrows, no eyelashes and a new haircut! And a lot of swearing in Greek that would have made a sailor blush!