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Dear Santa,
I have been an exceptionally good boy all this year. I have only on rare occasions been chastised for dropping my clothes on the floor, leaving the toilet seat up and not driving in a manner that HRH Liz considers acceptable whilst in traffic. I have also copped an occasional dressing down for incorrectly setting the VCR recording schedule. I therefore wish to respectfully request a WO ZenithStar Fluorite Doublet, in Red introductory colour with 2 inch dielectric diagonal and may I suggest you buy an additional OTA for yourself, to mount on your sleigh, as the colour would tie in nicely and the scope would allow you closer inspection of delivery sites before landing. There will of course be, for your pleasure, on landing, a slab of Boags Premium beer, and an entire Lions club christmas cake. Should you feel tired after consuming the Beer and cake you are most welcome to stay the night, as long as you don't drop your clothes on the floor or leave the toilet seat up. HRH Liz may write to you indicating that, as I already have one Telescope, I don't need another one. Please ignore her comments as she is of advancing years and is unable to appreciate fully a mans needs.
Yours Sincerely
Philip
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