Oh boy, you must have known the girls were going to smell this post out and hunt it down didn't you?
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Originally Posted by mental4astro
Bloody worst case of Man Flu I've ever heard off! AND from a Kiwi.
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Oh please, you men just don't know what suffering is.
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You are obviously married, and you've only found sympathy here, on the net!
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The home is for charity, not sympathy. You'll get sympathy for under $10 in a Hallmark card.
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Why is it that our wive's don't get how deadly serious the Man Flu is?  |
We take nothing you say seriously (see below).
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Just because they push out watermelons, we men-folk don't suffer excruciating and dibilitating ailments that would KILL lesser life forms?
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That's because you men moan and whine just pulling a wheely bin out on to the kerb. When a cockroach enters the room, you guys go crazy first, When you cut yourself shaving (oh wait, many are too scared to so they use electric). Just a few reasons without thinking too hard why we take nothing you say too seriously.
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Gee, it's hard being Super Man all the time.  |
Throw a fur dress on, grab a club in your hand, and throw your wife over your shoulder ... then we might start to take you seriously.
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Just one thing, Zero, pass it on to me, even through the Trade Winds, and I WILL hunt you down, and use you as burly for sharks.
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Errrr, no comment on that one. Would you like Panadol for pain relief in case he hits you back?
hehehe. Sorry couldn't help but have a bit of fun with that (I'm sure you expected it)
