Bloody worst case of Man Flu I've ever heard off! AND from a Kiwi.
You are obviously married, and you've only found sympathy here, on the net!
Why is it that our wive's don't get how deadly serious the Man Flu is?
Just because they push out watermelons, we men-folk don't suffer excruciating and dibilitating ailments that would KILL lesser life forms?
Gee, it's hard being Super Man all the time.
Just one thing, Zero, pass it on to me, even through the Trade Winds, and I WILL hunt you down, and use you as burly for sharks.