there all very funny - thanks for the laughs guys and gals
I was going to add that old chestnut classic of ... when you permanently remove all the globes from the interior lights of your car .. but mine seems a bit tame compared to some of the beauties mentioned
Glenn - thats an impressive list!! LOL - i know what you mean about xmas lights - a local country town (Lobethal) residents light up like a football stadium every year and everybody throngs to it like moths to the proverbial flame - I feel like I'm the Grinch everytime I think about it
Ken at least they won't get lost when the lights go out during a night match
jjjnettie, I like that one, i might just have to start carrying a handbag (man bag?)