[Waxing_Gibbous (Peter)]

....marketing copy!

Today's sample: "Chrome Frame renders the web of the future in the browsers of the past. It's like strapping a rocket engine to a minivan. "has stopped working". Awesome.

Other classics: "Easy open re-sealable pack", "No more backache. Ever!" and my personal favorite, "Non-stick. Lifetime guarantee".

Any you would like to share?