The butch old lady is:
- A butch old lady holding a hair brush to her ear and saying to herself, "If I talk to myself while I am doing this and look sideways at that dang fangled camera gadget, I bet I can make some chrome dome nobber 100 years from now think I have a wierd communication device"... and she'd be right!
- A butch old lady holding her hand to the her ear and saying, "Ouch, I've just been bitten by a bloody wasp/mozzie/fly"!
- A butch old lady saying, "Damn that itches", and giving "it" a scratch.
or... Tadaaaah
Its an ugly cross dressing time traveller with a mobile phone, that does not require a network, saying.... "he, he, he! I'm gonna screw with the future by revealing myself in a bit part in a Charlie Chaplin film"....
Occams Razor
Me thinks said Nobber shaved the dome a WEEEEEEEE bit to close once to often