Rob, your funny yes the world is not a perfect place, but your right there's not one scope out there that's perfect for everything.
Neither is there one perfect woman??
no maybe that's not true but yeah unfortunately you must know what you want and base your decision on which best suits that i believe.
And hey if all else fails go to a Club night and try a whole bunch and or borrow a couple of my scopes. Who told you a Ferrari was the way to go??
Crazy nutter
Kind regards
Shane