Ok Bert;
I'm just about brain-dead from all this stuff today .. but … we are in the Science Forum, right ?
And your first and third statements were a demonstration of (i) the Cosmological Principle and (ii) the Perfect Cosmological Principle, respectively, right ? (Just kidding).
Are my 'Bert's University' fees due yet ?
(Not kidding).
Tasers are for torture .. better call in the forum inquisitors ..
(Where are those guys today, anyway ?)
Cheers