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The solution to the newspaper delivery menace was of the utmost importance for many years.
The delivery method appeared to employ the use of beings possessed of only one arm and a slowly moving vehicle, and were to be avoided at any cost.
"The Arm" was extraordinarily skilled in targetting and flinging rolled up newspapers, at near relativistic speeds, usually destroying the front garden and any object (or kid) standing in the trajectory path.
"The Arms" were usurped by an uprising in the neighbourhood street gangs, who demanded an income stream of their own, resulting in the exalted position of 'Neighbourhood Newspaper Delivery Boys'. Unfortunately, they were in turn, defeated by the wild and vicious street dog gangs who, themselves eventually got locked up and micro-chipped as a form of retaliation for their disgraceful coup d'état.
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