Well Suzy;
This one's even more controversial than talking religion with Bert. Still
us intrepid types should be able to speak freely
even in the face of fearsome moderators, ready to pounce upon the slightest of slip-ups.
(Just kidding, guys).
So .. well
err
its like this
blokes have spent many years developing finely tuned language skills. Most of these were acquired going back to the days of youthful rock-chucking practices, which also assisted us in avoiding sisters and mothers, who spoke another language.
Scientists have investigated this phenomenon and can only theorise as to the source. Some believe its related to quantum level fluctuations arising in the 'sex drive' lobe of the male brain, which cause wild, erratic behaviour whilst in the presence of women. Others say it aids in the development of the mighty 'lame excuses' gland .. a vital centre, crucial to survival when caught in tricky situations.
The evidence for the latter theory lies in the massively developed glands in the brains of male politicians (only recently discovered), who regularly demonstrate mastery over these primitive areas and in the past, they did so by enacting legislation to eliminate the root source of the problem, so that society could proceed in an orderly, tidy manner.
Bless their little cotton socks.
But alas, it will always remain one of nature's mysteries
enshrouded in a haze which can only be cured by partaking in that which satisfies the needs of the 'ten-schooners-in-one-night cortex'.
Cheers & Rgds