Stuart;
I think Mr. Pressure had something to say (at some stage in his quality contributions to us here), which started with something like:
'Do you want to be happier or wiser ?'
Pity we didn't get his next instalment on that one !
I gather he's right about whatever that one was about .... which must imply that he is pretty happy sort of guy !!
Cheers
PS: We're all pseudoscientists, (at times), if we're human ! (I was being semi serious about my original "PS").