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-You know you're an astroholic.... when your idea of sexy time is hunting down Abell galaxy clusters in the -20C cold....instead of getting jiggy with it with your Miranda Kerr Look-alike girlfriend
-You know you're an astroholic.... when your dawgs invite you to a pub and shout you booze and hook you up with lap dances but you decline coz you want to stare at tiny near-invisible dust motes alone with dinner plate sized huntsman spiders and deadly redbacks for company coz you afraid that you'll bust a cap from the 100 cloudynights to follow
-You know you're an astroholic... when you hire an entire B-52 air wing to bomb your house coz it's obscuring your western sky even though you could've viewed those objects 2 months or 2 hours earlier
-You know you're an astroholic.... when you buy an SDM or Teeter so you can take it to the next star party and attempt hook in with astro chicks by flauting your hot sexy dob just like how fully sicks pick up by using their fully sik max bling bling cars
-You know you're an astroholic... when you put 50 finders on your scope cos you think it looks super badass
Last edited by pgc hunter; 30-08-2010 at 10:22 PM.
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