Try this one on (not directed at anyone, in particular):
“There’s a game humans play … its characterised by a complaint from somewhere.
Its motives stem from a need to dominate, or a need to avoid domination by others, at all costs.
What are the costs? Loss of respect, loss of relatedness, general misery.”
Not that that's true or anything.
Another one for the next release of Hamster’s Take on Humans (HTH for short - pending RATification, of course), coming soon to a newsagents near to you !
Cheers