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This was lifted from one of my car club magazines.
Enjoy. Greg.
A woman was leaving a coffee shop with her take-away morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession leaving the nearby church. A long black hearse was followed by a second hearse about 50 feet behind.
Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pitbull terrier on a leash. Behind her were about 200 women walking single file.
The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the grieving widow walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my cheating husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
"His mistress. She tried to help my husband, then the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women.
"Can I borrow your dog?"
The grieving widow replied, "Sure … but you’ll have to get in line."
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