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Originally Posted by marki
Well what is gravity you ask? I have seen many arguments on this site but have sat back smuggley knowing the undisputable answer. It's like this see. All things on Earth have a symbiotic relationship with bacteria. These fine little creatures cover every nook and cranny and they are very strong due to their huge numbers. Now if you get a really good magnifying glass you will see the Earths surface is actually made up of little tiny wincey hooks to which by some evolutionary reason, bacteria cannot help grabbing onto. Wallah our bacterial overlords are the cause of gravity not some silly notion of attraction between masses. Based on this observation (carefully studied after tripping in a gutter after a good night out) I here by propose an astounding and well supported theory that we will only find gravity were bacteria live and all this stuff about interacting galaxies is shear nonsense. If you need proof well I only have to point to evidence gathered by NASA when humans set foot on the only other other celestial body besides Earth. No traction, bouncing all over the place, and the film footage is there for all to clearly see. We know only a few strains of bacteria can live without oxygen so the delpeated numbers were not enough to give the astronaughts any grip. Now I am off to frame my postulate to explain dark matter. Some how I feel this is going to be a grave situation   .
Mark |
Well, you could be right, you know. Bacteria outweigh all the other living creatures on this planet by a substantial margin. Surely this must contribute to the mass of the planet in general....and those little hooks, along with the gooey stuff they secrete as waste products must be keeping all of us firmly planted, feet to the ground
