Fascinating stuff, all you guys
Reminds me of that Tommy Steel song in "The Duke wore jeans"
"Our family tree, is a bit of a mystery.
The roots are pretty shakey and the leaves are turning brown....
But nobody ever had the nerve ...to chop it down!!!
My great great grandfather, whose picture hangs on the wall in the family hall,
He's looking down with a shocking frown as if to say
Nothing out of the way ever - happened - at - all!!
My great great great great grandfather, shot Harold in the eye on Hastings Hill.
In the eye, on Hastings Hill, what a guy
If looks could kill......
"
etc., etc