Another thing I had to laugh at was when it was about 4 or 5 in the morning and your Laptop screen was dewing up. You dutifully turned on Birds Hair dryer and dried off the dew. I thought "That's is a good way to look after your laptop, I must remember that", then I walked over to see what Bird was up to just in time to see him wipe all the dew off his lappy screen with his hand and I shrieked as I watched all the water run off the screen down onto the keyboard!!!