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Two great white sharks, swimming in the ocean, spied a ship sinking.
"Follow me, son," the father shark said to the son shark and they swam to
the ship. "First we swim around the ship a few times with just the tip of our
fins showing." And they did. "Well done, son! Now we swim around the ship a
few times with all of our fins showing." And they did. "Now we eat
everybody when they are in the water." And they did. When they were both gorged, the son asked, "Dad,
why didn't we just eat them? Why did we have too swim around and
around beforehand?" His wise father replied, "Because they taste better without
the crap inside!"
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