Very funny.
Now what element covers this classic from a right wing anti-relativity site?
"Some
liberal politicians have extrapolated the theory of relativity to metaphorically justify their own political agendas. For example,
Democratic presidential candidate
Barack Obama helped publish an article by liberal law professor
Laurence Tribe to apply the relativistic concept of "curvature of space" to promote a broad legal right to
abortion.
[45] As of June 2008, over 170 law review articles have cited this
liberal application of the theory of relativity to legal arguments.
[46] Applications of the theory of relativity to change morality have also been common.
[47] Moreover, there is an unmistakable effort to censor or ostracize criticism of relativity.
[48]"
Unbelievable.