Last week at an astro viewing session with some young fellows and my 5" scope, I showed them Saturn and noted the moons, one on each side of the rings. I felt pretty smug, until one 12 year old started saying "I can see one, two, three, four, and maybe five",
. Fast approaching forty big ones, I thought I was doing OK with my eyes.
I now see only ONE alterntive: to have my pupils surgically enlarged,
:eyep op:
This thought dawned on me on Sunday afternoon while at Sydney's Fox Studios Markets. Walking amoungst the 'look-at-me' crowd, it amazed and saddened me to see so many people 'cosmetically enhanced' by the surgeons scalple,
.
Well, then the brain explosion happened- use Dr Scalple to MY ADVANTAGE and have this minor and unintrusive 'enhancement' done to myself,
!
I'm overjoyed at this marvelous idea! I wonder now if there might be any DIY options out there too for this,
! I'll need to check out the various online auction sites.
Anyone else have further suggestions on how I'd be able to further enhance my visual performance,
? Maybe I've missed out on the latest and best 'as seen on TV' proceedure,
?