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Originally Posted by ving
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I cant help myself...
ive said it before and i'll say it again cause i get a giggle...
"if at first you dont suceed, then skydiving is not for you"
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Q. how does the blind skydiver know when the ground is getting close ?
A. their guide dog's leash goes slack.
Paraphrased from tv last night - a family of the future wants to spend their next holiday on the moon, but the travel agent cant get them a booking because the moons FULL.
Sorry.
Sorry.