Hey Stu

Stop looking at those big scopes. Don't listen to them Stu. Good things come in small packages. Stu, listen to me, once you start the obsession it will never stop. They may have big scopes, but are they really happy? You can't kiss and cuddle a scope (oh wait,

I do), it doesn't have a conversation with you (hmm

scope doesn't answer back), It doesn't tell you how good you look (oh wait

it shows me beauty).
You don't want to encounter nose bleeds & dizzy spells to get to the eyepiece now do you Stu? Still with us Stu? Hmmm... I think we lost another one... He's been quiet for a while. Think we dangled too many scopes at the poor guy. Wonder if he had to sell the car, house and pedigree dog?