Ahhh yes theories can be as cheap as a can of baked beans but so can the experiment to test it. Why just last week I postulated that consumtion of baked beans along with some very careful sphincter control would be a major advancement in pedagogical stratergy to control naughty children. Just sneak up on them and let nature do its stuff...no need to yell and it brings them to their knees

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Although I am sure this post will be deleated may I suggest anyone who is trully affected by this pointless thread be banished to the naughty chair in my classroom....I need to practice my new theory so I can gain some empirical data as to its effectiveness

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Mark