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twist on the joke
Heard this joke with Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.Still a great joke. Like all jokes, it is better when told- can emphasise the "fool" and have fun with the voices - thumb the nose up at the politically correct.
And now I feel compelled to share a favourite (by my standards clean-not saying much) joke.
2 mates are driving in the country. They stop off to fill up on petrol. One guy says "could ya fill' er up while I head off to the little boy's room."
The other guy fills the car, wipes the windsceens, checks oil, water tyres-the lot and is still waiting and waiting.After 40 minutes, he is totally bored, heads off to the bathroom to drag his mate out.He bangs on the door."Hey, whats the story, you've been there for ages." "Help me, help me please.Every time I get up to get out , something jumps up and grabs me by the testicles. Help me , help me please."
His mate opens the door. "Fool, you've sat on the mop bucket."
I vote for a joke thread.Jokes make me starry eyed.
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